let's play

who can make it rain?

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superdave90:

kitten-the-princess:

sloppyhandjobs:

neonelephantintheroom:

thereisloveinheaven:

horriblewarning:

ratchet-twerking:

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$53.50oops

How the FUCK did I reach a point in my life where I am worth SIXTY-TWO-FUCKING-DOLLARS??? I’m pretty sure the last time I did this I was worth like 10, if that much. What happened.

Approximately like, $75

lol $69

$76

94.50…. you guys are wussies

83.50, eh not as much as that ^ but I am surprised at how much I have done. I am much different then I was 3 years ago.

$78…I expected more. 

superdave90:

kitten-the-princess:

sloppyhandjobs:

neonelephantintheroom:

thereisloveinheaven:

horriblewarning:

ratchet-twerking:

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$53.50

oops

How the FUCK did I reach a point in my life where I am worth SIXTY-TWO-FUCKING-DOLLARS??? I’m pretty sure the last time I did this I was worth like 10, if that much. What happened.

Approximately like, $75

lol $69

$76

94.50…. you guys are wussies

83.50, eh not as much as that ^ but I am surprised at how much I have done. I am much different then I was 3 years ago.

$78…I expected more. 

(Source: ihavenotfailed, via superdaddy90)

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Anonymous asked: sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

baby-make-it-hurt:

ball-deep:

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

Best answer ever haha

ignorant anons…great for bringing out the intelligent answers

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Anonymous asked: Do you prefer being addressed as 'Sir' or 'Master'?

her-master:

The best is little whimpers when she can’t even make words or sobs… that’s the sweetest. ;)

sadists all seem to agree on this…